Please Hug Me – I've Been Delayed

There are always going to be times in your life when you absolutely must get on that next flight. Maybe the Big Meeting got rescheduled and if you don’t show up in Chicago tomorrow morning, you’ll lose the Big Account. Or maybe you forgot to leave food out for the dog before you hopped aboard your flight to Miami, and your neighbors refuse to pick up your phone calls after you cut down their rosebushes last month. Or maybe you saw your girlfriend on MTV standing next to some hunky guy and participating in a wet T-shirt contest in Cancun when she told you she was going to her mom’s house in Montana for spring break.